Yesterday, I left my brain at church.<\/p>\n
Yes, you heard me right. I left my brain at church.<\/p>\n
I’d been grading papers in the sanctuary while the Rock Solid<\/a> kids had their classes in the classrooms. My bag was on the floor, my brain–I mean, my book–was under the chair, and my grading portfolio open on my lap. When I got up to leave, I grabbed my bag off the floor and stuffed my grading portfolio inside. I puzzled a bit as I realized that my pen didn’t belong in my bag. But I couldn’t remember where it did belong.<\/p>\n So I packed my bag away and took off for home.<\/p>\n It wasn’t until almost midnight that I realized what I was missing–my brain. I frantically searched around the room before it became obvious that I’d left my book at the church.<\/p>\n Every impulse within me urged me to race back to the church, to retrieve my book immediately. But I resisted the impulse, figuring that I could live without it for twelve hours.<\/p>\n And I was able to survive–but just barely–until noon today when I was finally free to drive all the way out to church.<\/p>\n Lest you think that I exaggerate my dependence on my book, allow me to share how my book serves as my brain.<\/p>\n People have been wont to ask me how I do what I do–as busy as I am. My answer? I keep my brains in my book. I don’t have to remember all those things. I don’t have to juggle it. My book does the juggling for me.<\/p>\n There are just two simple things that allow me to keep my brains in my book. <\/p>\n This is a system that simply works for me–as long as I don’t leave my brain behind anywhere!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Yesterday, I left my brain at church. Yes, you heard me right. I left my brain at church. I’d been grading papers in the sanctuary while the Rock Solid kids had their classes in the classrooms. My bag was on the floor, my brain–I mean, my book–was under the chair, and my grading portfolio open … Read more The day I left my brain…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n
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