{"id":10176,"date":"2012-08-20T06:35:44","date_gmt":"2012-08-20T11:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/?p=10176"},"modified":"2012-08-20T06:35:44","modified_gmt":"2012-08-20T11:35:44","slug":"a-llama-in-the-llard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2012\/20120820-10176.htm","title":{"rendered":"A llama in the llard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Columbus and Grand Island are home to a large and ever-increasing Hispanic population, and, while my Spanish is very poor, I try at least to pronounce peoples&#8217; names properly.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, the rules for Spanish pronunciation are fairly straightforward; so as long as I can see a name in print, I can pronounce it with something resembling accuracy.<\/p>\n<p>One of the conventions of Spanish pronunciation is the double &#8220;l&#8221;, which makes the &#8220;y&#8221; sound, as in &#8220;yarn&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>So I am used to seeing double ls and reading Y. <\/p>\n<p>What I am not used to is what happened Saturday evening as I drove home from work. <\/p>\n<p>I saw a llama sitting in a yard and I thought&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I have mentioned before my affinity for the written word; for instance, how I rarely understand movies unless they are accompanied by subtitles? But with all my affinity for the written word, I still think verbally. I think in <i>spoken<\/i> words rather than in <i>written<\/i> words. <\/p>\n<p>Except for this time.<\/p>\n<p>This time, I saw the llama and my brain thought in written form.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Huh, there&#8217;s a llama in that llard.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yep. That&#8217;s right.<\/p>\n<p>When I &#8220;read&#8221; what my brain had written, I read it as &#8220;There&#8217;s a lah-muh in that yard&#8221;, but I spelled it as written above.<\/p>\n<p>Weird. Just weird.<\/p>\n<p>The things our minds do.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><i>My apologies for all my blog readers who are also Facebook friends who have thus been forced to hear this story twice. Have I mentioned that I&#8217;m experiencing a bit of bloggers&#8217; block? <strike> Feel free to ignore everything I write until I emerge from this funk.<\/strike> Actually, I take that back. I&#8217;d still really, really appreciate your interaction. Maybe it would help me come out of the funk faster?<\/i> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Columbus and Grand Island are home to a large and ever-increasing Hispanic population, and, while my Spanish is very poor, I try at least to pronounce peoples&#8217; names properly. Thankfully, the rules for Spanish pronunciation are fairly straightforward; so as long as I can see a name in print, I can pronounce it with something &#8230; <a title=\"A llama in the llard\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2012\/20120820-10176.htm\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A llama in the llard<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10176"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}