{"id":1028,"date":"2009-11-14T11:12:32","date_gmt":"2009-11-14T17:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/?p=1028"},"modified":"2009-11-14T11:12:32","modified_gmt":"2009-11-14T17:12:32","slug":"dork-mode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2009\/20091114-1028.htm","title":{"rendered":"Dork Mode"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;They&#8221; say that form follows function&#8211;and I tend to agree.  But sometimes functionality is far from &#8220;formal&#8221;. Sometimes, it&#8217;s downright dorky.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t decide what to wear this morning.  What should I wear when I&#8217;m still not sure about seeing people?  What should I wear when my stomach is still roiling but I just CAN&#8217;T wear pajamas for yet another day?<\/p>\n<p>Warm, I thought.  So I put on a pair of leggings.  I pulled a dress over top.  <\/p>\n<p>Ugh, I thought.  But I was too cold to take the dress off.  I pulled a skirt over top that.<\/p>\n<p>Oh my, I thought.  And I gave up on trying to look nice.  Fleece snowflake laden socks complete the ensemble.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m planning on seeing anyone anyway.  Why not go into full dork mode?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;They&#8221; say that form follows function&#8211;and I tend to agree. But sometimes functionality is far from &#8220;formal&#8221;. Sometimes, it&#8217;s downright dorky. I couldn&#8217;t decide what to wear this morning. What should I wear when I&#8217;m still not sure about seeing people? What should I wear when my stomach is still roiling but I just CAN&#8217;T &#8230; <a title=\"Dork Mode\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2009\/20091114-1028.htm\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dork Mode<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}