{"id":12130,"date":"2014-02-12T09:47:15","date_gmt":"2014-02-12T15:47:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/?p=12130"},"modified":"2014-02-13T11:30:05","modified_gmt":"2014-02-13T17:30:05","slug":"why-a-little-snow-in-southern-climes-is-worth-freaking-out-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2014\/20140212-12130.htm","title":{"rendered":"Why a little snow in Southern climes is worth freaking out about"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little over a year ago, I moved 230 miles south from Lincoln, NE to Wichita, KS. It&#8217;s not a huge distance. It can be traveled in just more than four hours by car. But it&#8217;s the difference between expecting regular snowfall during the winter and not. It&#8217;s the difference between experiencing accumulation and not.<\/p>\n<p>Wichita rarely gets snow&#8211;and when it does, it generally disappears within 24 hours. <\/p>\n<p>Except for the past two winters. Last year, Wichita had enough snow that they cancelled school for a week.<\/p>\n<p>At first, I, like a whole host of northerners, scoffed at what I considered to be unnecessary closures. But a year of living in Wichita has convinced me that a little snow in Southern climes really IS worth freaking out about.<\/p>\n<p>Do you doubt me?<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re from Nebraska or South Dakota or Minnesota, you probably do. But let me make my case. <\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve heard some from the south talk about how their road maintenance crews are ill-equipped for any amount of snow. This is true in many places&#8211;Wichita has snowplows and salt stores, but many more southerly locations do not.<\/p>\n<p>But I feel that the reason a little snow is worth freaking out about has to do with another sort of resource: human resources.<\/p>\n<p>The fact is, southern drivers haven&#8217;t driven in snow. They don&#8217;t know what they should or shouldn&#8217;t be doing. They don&#8217;t have the knowledge or the experience to safely handle even small amounts of snow.<\/p>\n<p>In Nebraska, there were three types of unsafe winter drivers: the kids who&#8217;d never driven on ice before, the new SUV owners who were overconfident because of their vehicles, and the old women who were roadhogs.<\/p>\n<p>In Wichita, there is only one type of unsafe winter drivers: everyone.<\/p>\n<p>Because <i>no one<\/i> knows how to drive in snow.<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t their fault. It&#8217;s not that they&#8217;re bad drivers (although many of them are, unfortunately). It&#8217;s just that they have neither the education nor the experience to drive in snow appropriately.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re terrified, so they drive far more slowly than the weather merits. They can&#8217;t see well, so they drive far more closely together than is safe. They start sliding, so they slam on their brakes. They slide more and it&#8217;s slow-mo bumper cars.<\/p>\n<p>The few who do know how to drive in snow (maybe they moved down from Nebraska?) don&#8217;t have much recourse except to drive slowly but with adequate distance between cars. The roads are too clogged with slow-driving citizens to let them practice their safe-snow-driving skills.<\/p>\n<p>So what is a southern city to do?<\/p>\n<p>I recommend that they freak out.<\/p>\n<p>Close schools. Let people work from home. Only have essential employees come in. <\/p>\n<p>Keep people off the roads so that the only people on them are those who either have to be or who know how to safely drive on them.<\/p>\n<p>Short of transplanting every resident to a norther clime for a winter and having them practice driving with a native, I think that freaking out is the most reasonable option.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little over a year ago, I moved 230 miles south from Lincoln, NE to Wichita, KS. It&#8217;s not a huge distance. It can be traveled in just more than four hours by car. But it&#8217;s the difference between expecting regular snowfall during the winter and not. It&#8217;s the difference between experiencing accumulation and not. &#8230; <a title=\"Why a little snow in Southern climes is worth freaking out about\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2014\/20140212-12130.htm\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Why a little snow in Southern climes is worth freaking out about<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12130"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12130"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12148,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12130\/revisions\/12148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}