{"id":14218,"date":"2015-02-12T09:29:50","date_gmt":"2015-02-12T15:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/?p=14218"},"modified":"2015-02-11T12:30:07","modified_gmt":"2015-02-11T18:30:07","slug":"thanks-a-lot-red-cross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2015\/20150212-14218.htm","title":{"rendered":"Thanks a lot, Red Cross"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The American Red Cross is a wonderful, helpful organization.<\/p>\n<p>And it drives me nuts.<\/p>\n<p>I donated blood with them once in college &#8211; and they&#8217;ve been calling my cell phone ever since, asking for more donations.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve told them a couple times that, not long after my last donation, I was told by a doctor that I had hypovolemia (low blood volume) and that this makes blood donation unwise. Would they please note this on my file and stop calling? The assure me that they will &#8211; and call again next month. Anymore, I just ignore the calls when I see their number on my phone.<\/p>\n<p>But recently they did one more thing to raise my ire.<\/p>\n<p>They gave my husband a gift.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel donates blood regularly through the Red Cross donation center at his workplace, and when he got to a certain number of units, they thanked him with a gift of a red potholder and oven mitt.<\/p>\n<p>So, a couple days ago, I&#8217;d just finished reseasoning my cast iron skillet on the stove and I set it on top of a small stack of potholders on the counter.<\/p>\n<p>I peeled the parsnips and cut up the squash and ham for a <em>Farmer Boy<\/em>-inspired meal, and I set the skillet back on the burner to fry the ham.<\/p>\n<p>A couple minutes later, I turned aside from the sink to see red smoke puffing out around the bottom of my cast-iron skillet.<\/p>\n<p>You see, unbeknownst to me, the synthetic fabric of the Red Cross potholder on the top of the stack had melted to the bottom of my skillet &#8211; and when I&#8217;d placed the skillet on top of the burner I&#8217;d placed the potholder there too.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, the batting was flame resistant and I didn&#8217;t have a fire on my hands, just a mess of melted plastic and an acrid smoke filling my kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks a lot Red Cross :-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The American Red Cross is a wonderful, helpful organization. And it drives me nuts. I donated blood with them once in college &#8211; and they&#8217;ve been calling my cell phone ever since, asking for more donations. I&#8217;ve told them a couple times that, not long after my last donation, I was told by a doctor &#8230; <a title=\"Thanks a lot, Red Cross\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2015\/20150212-14218.htm\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thanks a lot, Red Cross<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14218"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14450,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14218\/revisions\/14450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}