{"id":1854,"date":"2010-03-11T13:46:41","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T19:46:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/?p=1854"},"modified":"2010-03-11T13:46:41","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T19:46:41","slug":"kids-i-blew-up-the-honey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2010\/20100311-1854.htm","title":{"rendered":"Kids, I blew up the honey"},"content":{"rendered":"

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There was a little over a tablespoon worth of honey in the honey bottle–just enough for my peanut butter and honey sandwich. The problem was, it was solid.<\/p>\n

So I stuck the bottle in the microwave and, too lazy to push the buttons for just a couple of seconds, pushed the “minute plus” button.<\/p>\n

Then, too industrious to do nothing while in the kitchen, I started emptying the dish drainer.<\/p>\n

About 45 seconds later, I heard an enormous “POP!”<\/p>\n

The lid had been blown off the now shriveled honey bottle and a thin layer of honey evenly coated all six internal surfaces of the microwave.<\/p>\n

Well, at least the microwave got cleaned today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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