{"id":19773,"date":"2019-05-23T21:21:11","date_gmt":"2019-05-24T02:21:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/?p=19773"},"modified":"2019-05-24T07:18:02","modified_gmt":"2019-05-24T12:18:02","slug":"you-are-my-fill-in-the-blank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2019\/20190523-19773.htm","title":{"rendered":"You are my [fill-in-the-blank]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time, I started singing &#8220;You are my sunshine&#8221; to my children while brushing their teeth. <\/p>\n<p>Then someone pointed out the ridiculousness of telling each of my children that they were my &#8220;only&#8221; sunshine.<\/p>\n<p>I started singing &#8220;My precious sunshine&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>But then someone else pointed out that they were not in fact sunshine.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to explain how it was figurative language, but somehow all this child *cough*Tirzah Mae*cough* got was that I was singing falsehoods. She decided if I was going to sing falsehoods, I might as well sing falsehoods she <em>liked<\/em>. She requested that I sing that she was my baby.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>You are my baby, my precious baby,<br \/>\nYou make me happy when skies are gray<br \/>\nAnd when I think, dear, how much I love you<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t take my Tirzah Mae away<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Other times, she insists that she&#8217;s not a baby but a mama. So I sing:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>You&#8217;re Moses&#8217;s mama, precious Moses&#8217;s mama,<br \/>\nYou make me happy when skies are gray<br \/>\nAnd when I think, dear, how much I love you<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t take Moses&#8217;s mama away<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Louis was eager to get in on the game &#8211; but unlike his sister, his selections are only consistent in their variedness.<\/p>\n<p>So I might sing<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;You are my dump-truck-carrying-a-large-load-of-dirt boy, my precious dump-truck-carrying-a-large-load-of-dirt boy&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>or maybe<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;You are my green-tool-carrying, ant-killing boy, my precious green-tool-carrying, ant-killing boy&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Frequently, his little hand pulls the toothbrush out of his mouth mid-brush to append an additional descriptor to his song.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;You are my dump-truck and orange water bottle boy who wears big boy underpants, my precious dump-truck-and-orange-water-bottle boy who wears big boy underpants&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And so on and so forth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time, I started singing &#8220;You are my sunshine&#8221; to my children while brushing their teeth. Then someone pointed out the ridiculousness of telling each of my children that they were my &#8220;only&#8221; sunshine. I started singing &#8220;My precious sunshine&#8221;. But then someone else pointed out that they were not in fact sunshine. &#8230; <a title=\"You are my [fill-in-the-blank]\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2019\/20190523-19773.htm\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You are my [fill-in-the-blank]<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19773"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19773"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19781,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19773\/revisions\/19781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}