{"id":5274,"date":"2010-10-04T14:13:46","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T19:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/?p=5274"},"modified":"2010-10-04T14:13:46","modified_gmt":"2010-10-04T19:13:46","slug":"grammar-geek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2010\/20101004-5274.htm","title":{"rendered":"Grammar Geek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I considered majoring in English in college because I love words.  I love reading words. I love writing words.  I love speaking words.  I even love grammar.<\/p>\n<p>I am a grammar geek.  I don&#8217;t try to hide it.<\/p>\n<p>Proof?<\/p>\n<p>I enjoy diagramming sentences.<\/p>\n<p>How much more geeky can you get?<\/p>\n<p>But it isn&#8217;t in diagramming sentences that my grammar geekiness is most seen.  It&#8217;s in how annoyed I get when people use improper grammar.<\/p>\n<p>My latest frustration?  <\/p>\n<p>Using words as a different part of speech than they are intended to be used as.  <\/p>\n<p>Perhaps the most frequently heard example of this is using the word <i>invite<\/i> as a noun (instead of the verb it is intended to be.)<\/p>\n<p>No, you should not send out an <em>invite<\/em>.  That&#8217;s just not right.  There&#8217;s no such THING as <i>an invite<\/i>.  <em>Invite<\/em> is a verb.  You CAN <i>invite<\/i> someone to your function.  You CAN send out an <i>invitation<\/i>.  But you CANNOT send out an <em>invite<\/em>.  <\/p>\n<p>Likewise, <em>invite<\/em> is not an adjective.  You cannot send out an <i>invite<\/i> card.  Again, you CAN send out an <i>invitation<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s the one I started hearing recently from an organization I&#8217;ve gotten involved with.  <\/p>\n<p>Using the word <i>timely<\/i> as an adverb.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You need to get this done <i>timely<\/i>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No, no, no!!!<\/p>\n<p>You need to get this done <i>in a timely manner<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><i>Timely<\/i> is an adjective and should only be used to modify a noun.  If there&#8217;s no noun to be modified, there&#8217;s no use for the word <i>timely<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Get it right already!<\/p>\n<p><i>Do you have any grammatical pet peeves?  Do you use either of these words improperly?  Or do you think I&#8217;m just too picky and should get over myself?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>***As a side note, I recognize that I have my own grammatical foibles, particularly as it concerns punctuation.  I use commas much more liberally than most modern editors prefer and, when blogging, I frequently use dashes to avoid having to actually use proper grammar.  I occasionally put apostrophes in the word <i>its<\/i> when I DON&#8217;T mean <i>it is<\/i> and I&#8217;m sure I have even more errors that I have failed to notice.  If any of those are your pet peeves, feel free to let me know so I can correct them :-)  But at least I <i>try<\/i> to be grammatically correct.  It seems like half the world couldn&#8217;t care less whether they&#8217;re actually speaking English or not!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I considered majoring in English in college because I love words. I love reading words. I love writing words. I love speaking words. I even love grammar. I am a grammar geek. I don&#8217;t try to hide it. Proof? I enjoy diagramming sentences. How much more geeky can you get? But it isn&#8217;t in diagramming &#8230; <a title=\"Grammar Geek\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2010\/20101004-5274.htm\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Grammar Geek<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[18],"tags":[505,851,863,923],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5274"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}