Isn’t this auto-post thing great? I wrote this Thursday night, but you get to see it today while I’m at FNCE!<\/p>\n
1. Spell your name without E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N:
\nB<\/p>\n
2. Are you single?
\nMm-hmm.<\/p>\n
3. What is your favorite number?
\n17<\/p>\n
4. What is your favorite color?
\nI don’t have a favorite color<\/p>\n
5. Least favorite color?
\nOr a least favorite color<\/p>\n
6. What are you listening to?
\nThe hum of the computer<\/p>\n
7. Are you happy with your life right now?
\nFor the most part. I’m growing towards contentment.<\/p>\n
8. Are you involved with anyone?
\nMatthew’s answer cracks me up: “involved? involved in what an assassination plot? a high speed car chase? a ballroom dance? no, no, and what do you think?”
\nI don’t understand the fascination these memes have with romantic relationships. It seems a little over the top.<\/p>\n
9. What is your favorite subject in school\/college?
\nNutrition, hands down.<\/p>\n
10. Do you shop at Abercrombie?
\nNo way!<\/p>\n
11. Do you have money?
\nI have money to spend, but it isn’t mine (Nothing like owing the government several thousand dollars.)<\/p>\n
14. Are you gay?
\nI am not homosexual. I am happy.<\/p>\n
15. Where do you wish you were right now?
\nIn bed.<\/p>\n
16. What should you be doing right now?
\nGoing to bed (as soon as my laundry gets out of the dryer.)<\/p>\n
THE CANS:
\nCan you blow a bubble?
\nYes<\/p>\n
Can you do a cart wheel?
\nNo<\/p>\n
Can you touch your toes?
\nDefinitely<\/p>\n
Can you wiggle your ears?
\nAre there muscles in your ears?<\/p>\n
Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
\nI’m trying my hardest, but I don’t think I made it.<\/p>\n
THE DIDS:
\nDid you ever want to be a doctor?
\nNo, but I did want to be a CNA, a midwife, a nurse, a nurse practitioner, and a dietitian<\/p>\n
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?
\nNo, but I would have loved to have HAD a fire fighter.<\/p>\n
Did you ever want to be a teacher?
\nYes. Still do. Probably will, in some capacity or another.<\/p>\n
Did you ever break the law?
\nI dare you to find someone who hasn’t. (Don’t forget that speeding, jaywalking, and scratching your initials on a public restroom door all qualify as breaking the law.)<\/p>\n
THE DOs:
\nDo you like roller coasters?
\nNot really.<\/p>\n
Do you own a bike?
\nAbsolutely.<\/p>\n
Do you play the lotto?
\nNo way!<\/p>\n
Do you like football?
\nI’m from Nebraska. I have to like football. However, I’m probably one of the least football obsessed Nebraskan’s. (One time, I accidentally wore purple when we were playing against K-State. Yeah.)<\/p>\n
Do you have a shopping addiction?
\nUh-no.<\/p>\n
THE DOES:
\nDoes your family have family picnics?
\nSometimes.<\/p>\n
Does your wallet have any pics in it?
\nI don’t have a wallet.<\/p>\n
THE LASTS:
\nLast person you hung out with?
\nJoanna, Jennifer, and Kale<\/p>\n
Last car ride?
\ndriving home from Bo and Jen’s<\/p>\n
Last text message from?
\nCasandra<\/p>\n
Last baby you held?
\nKale (He’s a real cutie!)<\/p>\n
LAST THING?
\nWhat was the last thing you bought?
\na whole bunch of food<\/p>\n
What was the last thing you had to drink?
\nWater<\/p>\n
What was the last thing you watched?
\nA horrid YouTube video of a guy who thought he could sing five octaves. I think he must have been tone deaf.<\/p>\n
What was the last thing you read?
\nGuinness World Records 2010 (but just one page worth)<\/p>\n
What was the last thing you hand wrote?
\nmy to-do list<\/p>\n
THE WHOS:
\nWho last talked to you on the phone?
\nJason<\/p>\n
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
\nMary and Casandra (doing Dance Praise)<\/p>\n
Who do you miss right now?
\nAnna<\/p>\n
Who last messaged you on Facebook?
\nI don’t do the message thing.<\/p>\n
CURRENTLY:
\nWhat color shirt are you wearing?
\nPink (dress)<\/p>\n
Have any tattoos?
\nNo<\/p>\n
Have you any piercings?
\nEars, once upon a time. Long closed and reopened and closed again.<\/p>\n
Straight hair or curly?
\nWavy<\/p>\n
Where are you?
\nAt my computer desk (in Denver when you’re reading this!)<\/p>\n
HAVE YOU EVER:
\nFailed a class?
\nYes. Biochemistry.<\/p>\n
Accomplished a life goal?
\nI’m an RD, aren’t I? Not to mention all the rest of goals I’ve completed. (Don’t worry, I still have plenty to keep working on.)<\/p>\n
Sang in front of a crowd?
\nYes.<\/p>\n
THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
\n1. Alarm clock
\n2. Baby bottle
\n3. Chocolate
\n4. D
\n5. Envelopes
\n6. Flashlight
\n7. Greeting cards
\n8. Hairbrush
\n9. Ink pen
\n10. Jewelry
\n11. Keys
\n12. Lamp
\n13. Mirror
\n14. Nails
\n15. Olecrenons
\n16. Photographs
\n17. Quilt
\n18. Rebekah
\n19. Space heater
\n20. Textbooks
\n21. Underwear
\n22. V-neck sweater
\n23. Wrapping paper
\n24. X-tension cord (I’m so cheating!)
\n25. Yoga mat
\n26. Zippers<\/p>\n
TWO RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
\n1. Want a relationship?
\nI’d prefer many. (I hate it when people use “relationship” to mean “romantic relationship.” “Relationship” is not that exclusive, thank God!)<\/p>\n
2. Want to get married?
\nYes<\/p>\n
The way to win your heart?
\nNot sure.<\/p>\n
When was the last time you really laughed?
\nLast night. Tim and Eli were making some AWFUL German jokes.<\/p>\n
Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
\nNo, siree. My daddy taught me all about enzymes when I was still quite young. I’m not gonna be the cause of a gallon of milk going bad!<\/p>\n
Who knows a big secret about you?
\nIs there a big secret about me? Somebody let me in on it, please!<\/p>\n
How long is your hair?
\nSomewhere around 26 inches long.<\/p>\n
When was the last time you sang out loud?
\nThis afternoon.<\/p>\n
What did you have for breakfast?
\nI didn’t really eat breakfast (unless you count the five Fritos I ate on my way out the door this morning.)<\/p>\n
Is your birthday on a holiday?
\nMy birthday isn’t ON a holiday, but it IS a holiday. What could be more holiday than my birthday?<\/p>\n
Did you have a nap today?
\nNo. :-( Actually, I can’t really take naps anymore. It keeps me from being able to sleep at night.<\/p>\n
What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
\nNeither. I abhor both. I wear skirts or slacks.<\/p>\n
When is your birthday?
\nMarch 14<\/p>\n
Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing?
\nNot wearing a shirt. I got the dress I’m wearing from the used store.<\/p>\n
Do you use an alarm clock?
\nIf you count the alarm on my phone and the auto-waking, music-playing function on my computer.<\/p>\n
What’s the first thing you notice of the opposite sex?
\nDepends on the context. Is he sitting or standing? Am I in front of or behind him? Is he speaking or silent? Is his left hand in plain sight?<\/p>\n
What color are your favorite shoes?
\nHot pink<\/p>\n
Who would you like to see right now?
\nDunno. Grace, I guess.<\/p>\n
Are you a social or antisocial person?
\nI am either social or asocial, but certainly not antisocial. (Did you know that antisocial means persistently disregarding the rights of others? As in, stealing, vandalizing, beating, raping, killing… So this question is really pretty dumb for most of us.) <\/p>\n
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\nYes. Several times. Like this time<\/a>. Or when Timothy got lost. Or when some crazy lady called the cops on us. Or when the next door neighbors had something stolen out of their car.<\/p>\n
\nNo.<\/p>\n
\nNo.<\/p>\n
\nCommercial? I don’t watch TV. I don’t like commercials. Occasionally I enjoy a really good print ad. Like the old right hand ring ones.<\/p>\n
\nAlways. Unless I’m sitting in the backseat of a car and I forget (approximately once every 20 times or so.)<\/p>\n
\nThe student who skipped class on Tuesday.<\/p>\n
\nSort of.<\/p>\n
\nWell enough.<\/p>\n
\nIdols should be burned.<\/p>\n
\nBecause I was stressed about my RD Exam.<\/p>\n
\nNot for me.<\/p>\n
\nWhat does that mean, really?<\/p>\n
\nPineapple. Or kiwi. Or fresh peaches. Or home-canned apricots. Or dried cranberries….<\/p>\n
\nItaly<\/p>\n
\nI think you’ve already asked this.<\/p>\n
\nYes. In and out. <\/p>\n
\nBoth. Why can’t we sleep from 1-5 am and 1-5 pm?<\/p>\n
\nBy the grace of God.<\/p>\n
\nA bit. (4″ or so)<\/p>\n
\nAnna, Casandra, Joanna, Grace, Debbie, Mary, my mom….to name a few.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"