{"id":6001,"date":"2011-01-03T17:23:59","date_gmt":"2011-01-03T23:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/?p=6001"},"modified":"2011-01-03T17:23:59","modified_gmt":"2011-01-03T23:23:59","slug":"road-rubric","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2011\/20110103-6001.htm","title":{"rendered":"Road Rubric"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back when I was commuting (Oh how nice it is to use the past tense there!), I had to get from point A to point B in the shortest possible time.  I generally had less than 15 minutes of wiggle room on either end&#8211;and generally had to eat, walk to my car, answer student questions or unload my car in that time.  <\/p>\n<p>Which meant I spent some time perfecting those little techniques to make sure you get where you&#8217;re going fast enough.  Techniques like passing all the slow-pokes <i>before<\/i> the road narrows to one lane.  Techniques like passing the MOMENT you have free room (not waiting until a car approaches and causes the passing room you once had to disappear.)  Techniques like knowing which car to get behind when there are people stopped in BOTH LANES at a red light.<\/p>\n<p>Do you know which car to get behind?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll let you in on the secret.  <\/p>\n<p>You get behind the vehicle that&#8217;s going to accelerate faster&#8211;er, whose <i>driver<\/i> is going to accelerate faster.<\/p>\n<p>Which means,<b> if your options are a car and a truck<\/b>&#8212;<br \/>\nChoose the <em>car<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><b>If your options are a truck and a minivan?<\/b><br \/>\nChoose the <em>truck<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><b>If your options are 2 cars?<\/b><br \/>\nChoose the <em>younger driver<\/em> over the older (unless either is driving a Geo Metro&#8211;in which case, get behind the car that&#8217;s NOT the Geo Metro.)<\/p>\n<p><b>If your options are 2 trucks?<\/b><br \/>\nChoose the <em>man<\/em> over the woman.<\/p>\n<p><b>If your options are 2 minivans?<\/b><br \/>\nYou&#8217;re pretty much doomed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back when I was commuting (Oh how nice it is to use the past tense there!), I had to get from point A to point B in the shortest possible time. I generally had less than 15 minutes of wiggle room on either end&#8211;and generally had to eat, walk to my car, answer student questions &#8230; <a title=\"Road Rubric\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/2011\/20110103-6001.htm\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Road Rubric<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[4],"tags":[366,955,1006],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6001"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bekahcubed.menterz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}