Book Review: “Flora’s Very Windy Day” by Jeanne Birdsall

Flora rather wishes her little brother weren’t around–after all, he’s always messing up her projects and getting her in trouble.

When the wind almost blows her away, she tells it that it can’t get her since she’s wearing her super-special heavy-duty red boots. But Crispin, on the other hand… “You may notice that my little brother is wearing regular old purple boots.”

The wind takes Flora’s suggestion and blows Crispin away-and Flora kicks off her boots to join him. While flying through the sky, Flora and Crispin meet one thing after another. Each thing, whether a dragonfly or a rainbow or an eagle or the moon, asks if it can keep Crispin. It seems each could really use a little boy. Flora refuses each time “I’m sorry, but I can’t,” said Flora. “He’s my little brother and I’m taking him home.”

Each time, she hears the response “If the wind lets you.”

When Flora asks the wind why he wouldn’t let her take Crispin home, he responds that he thought she didn’t want Crispin around.

Flora realizes that maybe she does want Crispin around–and the wind kindly returns them both home.

This is a dear story about sibling relationships–sometimes hard, but ultimately worthwhile. Clearly, there’s a moral to this story–but it isn’t a moralizing tale. It’s just fun and real and wildly imaginative (all at the same time).


Reading My LibraryI’m still reading my way through the children’s picture book section of my no-longer-local library. For more comments on children’s books, see the rest of my Reading My Library posts or check out Carrie’s blog Reading My Library, which chronicles her and her children’s trip through the children’s section of their local library.


WiW: Dangerous Books

The narrator sums up his initial description of Don Quixote with these words:

“In short, our hidalgo was soon so absorbed in these books that his nights were spent reading from dusk till dawn, and his days from dawn till dusk, until the lack of sleep and excess of reading withered his brain, and he went mad. Everything he read in his books took possession of his imagination: enchantments, fights, battles, challenges, wounds, sweet nothings, love affairs, storms and impossible absurdities. The idea that this whole fabric of famous fabrications was real so established himself in his mind that no history in the world was truer for him.”
~Don Quixote, Part 1, Chapter 1

Don Quixote is a warning to book lovers, to fantasy immersers, to those prone to let their imagination run away with them.

“And so, by now quite insane, he conceived the strangest notion that ever took shape in a madman’s head, considering it desirable and necessary, both for the increase of his honour and for the common good, to become a knight errant, and to travel about the world with his armour and his arms and his horse in search of adventures, and to practice all those activities that he knew from his books were practiced by knights errant…
~Don Quixote, Part 1, Chapter 1

It puts me in mind of Anne of Green Gables, when Anne thoroughly scares herself with her imaginings of ghosts in the “haunted wood” (haunted woods are so romantic).

So enthralled they are with the beauty or the romance of the imaginary world, both Quixote and Anne make themselves ridiculous in the current world.

Quixote tilts at windmills and insists that monks are really bandits kidnapping a princess. Anne is truly terrified by the world of her own inventing.

Both led astray by a fiction not grounded in reality.

Does this mean all fiction is dangerous? Is imagination bad for us?

Certainly not.

But when fiction becomes more real than reality, we have missed the point.

Fiction can be a welcome escape from reality, yes–but truly good fiction consumed wisely is a means by which to better understand reality.

Escaping into a dream world can seem desirable (I certainly know I like it often enough)–but when the dream world seems more attractive than the real world, something has gone wrong.

In our imaginations, we have somehow forgotten the story currently being woven with our own lives–a true story more fantastic and romantic than even the most phantasmagorical fiction.

The true story is one of a brave knight slaying a terrible dragon, of a great sorcerer banishing the dark forest’s haunts, of a bridegroom seeking a bride. The true story is of a God seeking worshipers, a King establishing a kingdom, a Father making a match for His Beloved Son.

Every book that causes me to escape this reality is a dangerous book.


The Week in WordsDon’t forget to take a look at Barbara H’s meme “The Week in Words”, where bloggers collect quotes they’ve read throughout the week.


Book Shorts: Humour

I’ve read three books in the “humor” category (Dewey Decimal 817) in the past couple of weeks, and wanted to share my general impressions, but in short form (longer than Nightstand blurbs, shorter than full reviews). So here goes:

Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain! by Scott Adams

Dilbert is often funny, occasionally hilarious. So I figured I’d be doing just fine picking up a humor book by Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams.

The introduction almost convinced me to put down the book–since Adams basically spent the whole thing saying how great he is. Despite his attempts at humility “To put all of this [bragging] into context, I remind you again that I fail miserably about ten times for every one success”, he comes off as an absolute prig.

But I trucked on through, hoping that the body would be better than the introduction.

It was–at least, it wasn’t Adams being a blowhard, so it was better than that. And it wasn’t as dirty as I expected after the introductions “Some readers will wonder why I couldn’t write a book without all the vulgarity that you will find here…”

No, the problem wasn’t the vulgarity or the arrogance. The problem was that it just wasn’t that funny. Sure, a couple of the sketches were funny enough to evoke a chuckle or a read-aloud–but that was maybe five out of the roughly 175 in the book.

I really would rather the author had NOT ignored the helpful advice: “Stick to Drawing Comics.”

It Looked Different on the Model by Laurie Notaro

I put this one on my TBR list after reading Sarah’s review. Then I rather forgot about it until my last library trip, where I saw it on one of the features rack.

As promised, Notaro’s “epic tales of impending shame and infamy” are everywoman’s stories, except on crack. Not that she actually does crack. Really, she’s pretty much a good girl, even if her Mom disagrees (although her mom had to concede that if Laurie isn’t normal, the gals at the “bad daughter retreat” are REALLY not normal.) It’s just that everything you or I imagine or experience, she experiences just a little bit more.

I’ve tried on clothes that I had a hard time getting off. Laurie’s ended up with a bloodied blouse after trying for hours to remove it in the dressing room. You’ve gotten forwarded horror story scams from your mother? Laurie’s gotten dozens–with follow-up phone calls. You’ve gotten stuck after telling your children (or someone else’s) horror stories about what might happen if they did thus or so? Laurie ends up buying her nephew an entirely new wardrobe after she convinces him that he just poisoned himself.

This was quite funny, although with caveats. As with much humor writing (and especially the memoirish sort, it seems), the politics lean left and the morals lax. Not that Laurie’s celebrating adultery or whatnot, but she does find having her nephew touch Babe the Great Blue Ox’s blue, er… netherparts… hilarious. So if that makes you uncomfortable, so might this.

The Dangerous Book for Dogs by Rex and Sparky (Joe Garden)

A parody of The Dangerous Book for Boys, this volume contains everything a young dog needs to know to experience “the greatest joys of canine existence”.

It has descriptions (and pictures) of all the best things to chase, historical sketches of famous dogs, instructions for removing humiliating costumes, and Q&A’s answering such vital questions as “Why can’t I drink from the water bowl in the bathroom?”

This is funny whether or not you’ve read The Dangerous Book for Boys, but even more funny if you’re a fan of that book (or it’s female counterparts The Daring Book for Girls and The Double Daring Book for Girls).

Overall, this is pretty clean, although it is written from a dog’s point of view, where cleaning ones genitals in public or humping a stranger’s leg are common activities, and where “bitch” is an appropriate term used to refer to females. Generally, though, these aren’t regarded as humorous to the dog, but are stated in a matter-of-fact way: “A common myth held among humans is that we enjoy sticking our snouts into their crotches. False. Who on earth would think this is a pleasant experience? No, the truth is that we sniff crotches because it makes owners wildly uncomfortable…The real payoff comes when the people your owner is speaking with begin to scroll through a laundry list of questions in their minds… [like] Is he keeping a sandwich in his crotch?

I certainly enjoyed this book, and think that most readers who enjoy humor writing (whether they like dogs or not) would enjoy it as well.


Book Review: “Has God Spoken?” by Hank Hanegraaf

Has God spoken?

Manuscript evidences say “Yes”.

Copyist practices resulted in a Bible that shows significant harmony in manuscripts spanning up to a thousand years. The way many teachings (especially Jesus’ teachings) were organized for an oral culture ensured accurate transmission of Christ’s words to the authors of the Gospels. The enormous volume of Biblical papyri and parchments and their close proximity to the original autographs makes the Bible the most reliable of ancient manuscripts (that is, the least likely to be contaminated by legend or heresy). The internal evidence of different but compatible eyewitness testimonies is a remarkable testimony to the power of the book. External evidences from credible early AD historians buttress the historical details of the New Testament. And the science of textual criticism allows us to carefully evaluate and identify what the original autographs said.

Has God spoken?

Archeology says “Yes”.

Steles (large stone monuments containing written records of events) and stones corroborate the Biblical stories of the Exodus, of King David and other Israelite kings, and of Pilate’s authority in Judea. Archeology has unearthed the Pools of Siloam and Bethesda, both of which turn out to be just as they are described in the New Testament. Assyrian archeology corroborates the Biblical tale of the Israelite Exodus. The Dead Sea Scrolls resolve the most commonly cited inconsistencies between Biblical record and archeology. And the Epic of Gilgamesh shows clear parallels with the Biblical account of the flood, while setting up a contrast between a clearly mythical and a clearly historical retelling.

Has God spoken?

Prophecy says “Yes”.

The succession of nations turned out just as prophesied by Daniel. Typological prophecies fulfilled in Christ bring together the whole of Scripture (with its multiple antitypes) into the person of Christ. The abomination of desolation predicted by Christ happened “before this generation passes away” just as Christ had said. The prophesied resurrection of Christ can be seen (through many proofs laid out in this book) as having come true. And seven specific prophecies regarding the Messiah definitively pinpoint Jesus of Nazareth as Israel’s Messiah.

Has God spoken?

Yes, He has. And we must listen

Hanegraaff’s apologetic on the inspiration of Scripture takes the reader through his famous acronym M-A-P-S (manuscripts, archeology, prophecy, and Scripture) with subacronyms for each point, all to demonstrate that God has indeed spoken through Scripture and that we have a responsibility to be obedient to His word.

Hanegraaff does a great job of demonstrating some of the best apologetics for the inspiration of Scripture–and does it in an utterly readable style. I have only two beefs with this book: First, the acronyms that can be very helpful for memorizing information are not always the most helpful way of arranging information for understanding. As such, individuals who lack familiarity with some of the basic apologetic arguments presented in this book may feel that they are jumping around from one thing to another quite a bit. Second, Hanegraaff references modern politicos, pundits, and scholars who pooh-pooh the inspiration of Scripture. If he were only referencing scholars, that would be one thing. But he also refers to President Obama and Bill O’Reilly (among others) as anti-inspirationalists. And so they are, but I feel that including them in this book as examples makes what could be a timeless reference work into a period piece that will quickly appear dated.

Nevertheless, I feel that this is a valuable apologetic work and I highly recommend it to those interested in apologetics or Scripture or archeology–or, actually, I think most Christians could benefit from reading this book.


This book was provided to me at no cost via Thomas Nelson’s “BookSneeze” program. My opinion, as always, is my own.


Rating:5 Stars
Category: Apologetics
Synopsis:A detailed apologetic (using easy-to-remember acronyms) for the inspiration of Scripture.
Recommendation: A valuable resource for the Christian library, especially for those who enjoy apologetics or desire to learn more about the Bible.


WiW: Taking Risks

Yesterday being the first of January, I also knew it to be the first of the L.M. Montgomery Reading Challenge. I duly began Anne of Green Gables, which I intend to re-read, along with its sequel Anne of Avonlea over the course of this month. (I also intend to complete at least one additional article of clothing for my doll wardrobe based on the Anne series).

Early on in Anne of Green Gables I came across a passage that’s never really stuck out to me before, but which certainly stuck out this time. Marilla is explaining to Mrs. Lynde why she agreed to adopt a boy from Nova Scotia, despite the risks:

“And as for risk, there’s risks in pretty near everything a body does in this world. There’s risks in people’s having children of their own if it comes to that–they don’t always turn out well.

It’s true. Everything in this world comes with risks. It’s risky to adopt, but it’s also risky to have one’s own children. It’s risky to fly, but it’s also risky to drive. Exercise is risky, but so is being sedentary.

This life is full of risks, some small and some large.

Not that our emotions always know which is which.

Most of us probably recognize that driving a car is quite risky, just as risky as flying in an airplane. But that doesn’t stop some of us from being massively fearful of flying while being completely nonchalant about driving.

Many expressed terror when I told them I was skydiving last year–when, in fact, skydiving isn’t anywhere near as risky (statistically) as many presume it to be.

And then there’s the risk of not taking risks. I read a study once (that I probably have bookmarked or saved somewhere but don’t know where) that suggests that people who do not die taking risks live longer for having taken them. It seems that calculated risk taking can actually, paradoxically, be good for us.

So how does one determine which risks to take and which to avoid?

Marilla took this one out of a sense of duty, at first:

“I don’t deny there’s something in what you say, Rachel. I’ve had some qualms myself. But Matthew was terrible set on it. I could see that, so I gave in. It’s so seldom Matthew sets his mind on anything that when he does I always feel it’s my duty to give in.”

Later, when things didn’t turn out as expected, she made the final decision to keep Anne when she realized that if she chose the lest risky option for herself (giving Anne up), it would mean great risk for Anne (living with “that Blewett woman”).

Ultimately, I think, the Christian has the perfect grid for evaluating risk-taking.

As I taught my Sunday School children yesterday, God is sovereign. Sovereign means that He is the ruler, in control of all things. We discussed how this is a scary thing for the person who does not trust in Jesus, because God hates sin. But we also discussed how this is good news for the person who trusts in Jesus–because God has already said what His plans are for the people who trust in Jesus. God has said that His plan is to conform them into the image of Christ.

So the Christian can evaluate every risk by asking the question: “Has God commanded it?” If so, whatever the earthly risks, there is a heavenly benefit far surpassing: that the believer will be conformed to the image of Christ. Beyond this, the believer can evaluate risks using the grid of I Corinthians 6:12 and 10:23-24: Is this permissible? Is this beneficial? Is this going to bring me under its mastery? Is it going to do good for another?

Presuming that a risk fits those criterion (it’s permissible, beneficial, and does good for another while not bringing you under its own mastery), it is a worthwhile risk.

After all, as my pastor occasionally says, “We’re immortal until God decides our life is over.”


The Week in WordsL. M. Montgomery Reading ChallengeDon’t forget to take a look at Barbara H’s meme “The Week in Words”, where bloggers collect quotes they’ve read throughout the week–and Carrie’s L.M. Montgomery Reading Challenge to see what everyone else is working on.


52 Books to Remove from my TBR List

The bookish blogosphere is awash with book lists this time of year–mostly lists of books read in 2011.

But I’m so over 2011–I’ve been so busy planning 2012.

As part of my personal 2012 Challenge, I’ve resolved to remove 52 books from my TBR list in 2012.

So, without further ado, the list:

  1. Emily of Deep Valley by Maude Hart Lovelace
    I’m sorta cheating with this one, cause I plan on accomplishing two goals with the same book. First, I’ll read it to remove it from my TBR list. Second, I’ll use my reading as a means of participating in Sarah’s Maud Hart Lovelace Reading Challenge when it comes around again in Novemberish. Not coincidentally, the Review that Hooked Me was linked up to this year’s Maud Hart Lovelace Reading Challenge.
  2. Anna and the King of Siam by Margaret Landon
    Saw the movie, er, one of the movies several years ago. Always been vaguely interested at a character named Anna (which is my older sister’s name and not altogether a common name). Carrie’s review ended up being the Review that Hooked Me–and convinced me that I had to read the real story.
  3. Peace Like a River by Lief Enger
    This was one of Lincoln’s “One Book, One Lincoln” picks several(?) years back, and it didn’t appeal to me at the time. But Barbara’s Review Hooked Me–and I’ll be checking it out this year.
  4. Selfish Reasons to Have more Kids by Bryan Caplan
    I don’t usually put books on my TBR list based on something the Instapundit says, but this one was an exception. I come from a large family, and rather selfishly desire a large family myself. I’m curious to hear what Caplan considers good “selfish” reasons :-)
  5. Press Here by Herve Tullet
    It’s sad to say (since I write the occasional review of children’s picture books), but I very rarely add a children’s picture book to my TBR list. Why? Because I don’t have children of my own and thus have little reason (yet) to purchase children’s picture books, and because I’m already reading through the children’s picture book section at my local library in order by author last name. But Dawn’s Review Hooked Me and I added this one to my list.
  6. Wonderstruck by Brian Celznick
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  7. A Break with Charity by Ann Rinaldi
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  8. Never Knowing by Chevy Stevens
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  9. The Winters in Bloom by Lisa Tucker
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  10. It Looked Different on the Model by Laurie Notaro
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  11. Turn of Mind by Alice LaPlante
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  12. Entwined by Heather Dixon
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  13. The Long Song by Andrea Levy
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  14. When You Reach Me by Rebecca Stead
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  15. Heads you Lose by Lisa Lutz and David Hayward
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  16. Decision Points by George W. Bush
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  17. 33 Men by Jonathan Franklin
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  18. In a Heartbeat by Leigh Anne Tuohy and Sean Tuohy
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  19. The Mysterious Howling by Maryrose Wood
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  20. The Things We Do for Love by Kristin Hannah
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  21. The Three Weissmans of Westport by Cathleen Schine
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  22. The Dressmaker of Khair Khana by
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  23. Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister by Gregory Maguire
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  24. Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  25. The Story of Stuff by Annie Leonard
    (The Reviews that Hooked Me: 1,2)
  26. Forge by Laurie Halse Anderson
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  27. The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Skloot
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  28. Matched by Ally Condie
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  29. Split by Swati Avasthi
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  30. Cookie Swap! by Lauren Chattman
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  31. The Language of God by Francis S. Collins
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  32. Don’t Sing at the Table by Adriana Tragiani
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  33. Leaving Gee’s Bend by Irene Latham
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  34. Finally by Wendy Mass
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  35. The Death-Defying Pepper Roux by Geraldine McCaughrean
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  36. 8th Grade Super Zero by Olugbemisola Rhuday-Perkovich
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  37. Annexed by Sharon Dogar
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  38. Stitches: A memoir by David Small
  39. Breaking Night by Liz Murray
  40. A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson
  41. Clara’s War by Clara Kramer
  42. The Twenty-One Balloons by William DuBois
  43. Famous by Todd Strasser
  44. The Help by Kathryn Stockett
  45. Courting Miss Amsel by Kim Vogel Sawyer
  46. Fragile by Lisa Unger
  47. The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern
    (The Review that Hooked Me)
  48. The Girl who chased the Moon by Sarah Adison Allen
  49. The Postmistress by Sarah Blake
  50. I’d know you anywhere by Laura Lippman
  51. Punished by Rewards by Alfie Kohn
  52. ????

Do you see that empty space? That’s because I accidentally jumped the gun and read Emma Donoghue’s Room in 2011. Which means that I have to try to come up with one final(?) book to remove from my TBR list during the next year–which is kinda a lot of pressure. How do I decide among the many hundreds still on the list?


Nightstand (December 2011)

I started my resolutions a little early by resolving to not miss a Nightstand post this month. The fact that state still hasn’t shown up in my overdue facility and that I just finished a five day weekend means that this particular resolution was achievable.

Books to be Read

What I read this month:

Adult Fiction

  • The Centurion’s Wife by Davis Bunn and Janette Oke
    For some reason, I never expect much from historical fiction set around the time of Christ–and always end up pleasantly surprised when I enjoy a piece set in that era. The Centurion’s Wife doesn’t top Francine Rivers’s An Echo in the Darkness (my favorite item from this time period), but it’s still pretty good. I’m looking forward to the rest of this series.
  • End of Story by Peter Abrahams
    Another psychological thriller from Abrahams–this time about an writer who can’t seem to publish anything. When she agrees to teach a writing class for inmates at a semi-local prison, she discovers a convicted criminal (and amazing storyteller) that she becomes convinced is innocent. But can she convince a judge? And what about said criminal’s “guilty” plea?
  • The Singing and Dancing Daughters of God by Timothy Schaffert
    I’m not quite sure how to describe this novel. The characters are a motley bunch–an alcoholic schoolbus driver, his elementary art teacher ex-wife, their young daughter, and their young son who’s gone off in a fit of religiosity to play in band for the “Daughters of God”, a Christian music trio. It’s a fascinating book, was a very entertaining read–but is impossible to categorize. So I’ll just add a few notes: It’s set in Nebraska. Not being a small town girl myself, I don’t know how accurate all the depictions are, but many of Schaffert’s descriptions sound like what I hear tell of from my small-Nebraska-town-dwelling peers. Also, in case anyone might be misled by the title, this is NOT a Christian book.

Adult Non-fiction

  • God: The Evidence by Patrick Glynn
    An interesting treatment of the topic to say the least. Glynn starts with a cosmological argument, but quickly moves on to a more elusive argument from soul to supernatural. Strangely, he considers near-death experiences to be compelling evidences for God. I am inclined to be more skeptical. (Not that I don’t believe that there’s a God–I certainly do–and I know Him. But I am skeptical of near-death experiences, and do not feel that they necessarily are evidences for God’s existence.)
  • Glen Beck’s Common Sense by Glenn Beck
    I know there are plenty of Beck fans out there; but, I don’t think I’m one of them. Beck’s stuff was okay but not spectacular. Thomas Paine, on the other hand, writes a truly jaw-dropping Common Sense.
  • America by Heart by Sarah Palin
    This book convinced me that I have underestimated Palin. I have generally considered her to be high-action/lower-intellect. But America by Heart reveals her as having a keen and well-read mind. Not that Palin doesn’t have the blue-collar patriotism and common sense that has made her so popular among the supposedly “common man”–it’s just that there’s more than meets the eye. She’s no populist, but a true conservative thinker in the classic liberal tradition.
  • Has God Spoken? by Hank Hanegraaff
    An apologetic book on the inspiration of Scripture, this demonstrates Hanegraaff’s definite gift for acronyms. Hanegraaf walks through his famous acronym M-A-P-S (manuscripts, archeology, prophecy, and Scripture) with subacronyms for each point, all to demonstrate that God has indeed spoken through Scripture and that we have a responsibility to be obedient to His word. I’ll review this in more depth later; for now, suffice to say that I greatly enjoyed this book and definitely recommend it. (Disclaimer: This book was provided to me at no cost via Thomas Nelson’s “BookSneeze” program. My opinion, as always, is my own.)

Juvenile Fiction

  • Bones and the Cupcake Mystery by David Adler
  • Cam Jansen and the Mystery of the Monster Movie by David Adler
  • The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl by Barry Lyga
    Fanboy is smart. He likes comic books. He lives in the basement. He has one friend. He is bullied by many. He is watched by one–Goth girl. She sees him take the punches. She reads the comic he’s writing. She talks about killing 90% of the school. She hates his guts? This is definitely YA with some violence, some sexual fantasizing (Fanboy is a 16 year old male), some disrespect for authority, and some “tense” family situations. Despite all this, I found Fanboy an endearing character, one who goes from being a downtrodden geek to one who rises above over the course of the book.
  • The No Place Cat by C.S. Adler
    A quite enjoyable Middle grade novel about a thirteen-year-old who rebels against the tyranny of living with her dad and step-mom by running away to live with her mom. Along the way, she picks up a stray cat–and discovers something about the responsibilities of belonging.
  • The Clue in the Embers by Franklin Dixon
  • The Summer I Learned to Fly by Dana Reinhardt
    A very enjoyable coming-of-age story that I sincerely hope makes the Cybils shortlist. My full review here.
  • The Big Crunch by Pete Hautman
    Another Cybils nominee–this time one I disliked so much that I chose not to finish. High school romance + sex + bad science = not worth my time. My full review here.
  • The FitzOsbornes in Exile by Michelle Cooper
    An ultimately very enjoyable story (despite its potentially very inflammatory content)–but not a prize-winner in my book. This is a much cleaner and more interesting “princess” story than the more modern and baser “Princess Diaries.” Read my full review here.

Juvenile Non-Fiction

  • The Forgotten Victims of the Holocaust by Linda Jacobs Altman
  • The Jewish Victims of the Holocaust by Linda Jacobs Altman
  • A is for Adam by Ken and Maly Ham
    An A-B-C book about creation written from a young earth creationist perspective. See my review written from an old earth and language-loving perspective.
  • 1 book about bones
  • 10 Bible Story books

I borrowed a truncated supply of books three weeks ago, and then picked up the rest in Lincoln on Christmas Adam (immediately preceding Christmas Eve.) So I have plenty of books to keep me busy into the New Year!

Books to be Read
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Book Review: “The Summer I learned to Fly” by Dana Reinhardt

After my “eh” review of The FitzOsbornes in Exile (which I liked but didn’t necessarily feel was award-winning) and my definitively negative review of The Big Crunch, you might be thinking that I’ve gotten into a negative rut and won’t ever be content with a YA nominee.

But that’s because I hadn’t yet reviewed Dana Reinhardt’s The Summer I learned to Fly.

Thirteen-year-old Birdie has great plans for the summer. She’ll work long hours in her mom’s cheese shop, helping Nick (her mom’s employee and her secret crush) make pasta. She’ll take care of her pet rat Hum and visit with her mom’s other employee Swoozie.

This was her family after all, an odd mix of employees from her Mom’s cheese shop. It wasn’t that Birdie doesn’t have friends–she enumerates all six friends she’s had throughout her life–it’s just that she’s always felt more like a “one”. And her current three friends are all gone at elite summer camps anyway. It’s a good thing she still has Hum and Nick and Swoozie and Mom.

Except that Nick gets himself a girlfriend (and has an accident), Mom starts hiding things, and Hum gets lost.

When Hum gets lost, Birdie bikes back to the shop to try to find him. There, she discovers that Mom isn’t at the shop late as she’d told Birdie. And she discovers Emmett Crane.

Emmett is hanging out by the dumpster feeding Hum some discarded cheese. He’s a skittish fellow who reveals little but nevertheless becomes something of a friend.

And so begins the summer she learned to fly.

Unlike much YA fiction, this is not a sensational story. It’s not a romance and doesn’t include sex. There’s no violence or otherwise aberrant behavior. Birdie’s family is unusual-ish, but not dysfunctional (her father died while she was very young and her Mom is not quite sure how to tell her 13 year old daughter that she’s now dating.) Birdie complains about her mother and occasionally rebels, but in the ordinary (at least ordinary for my highly-functional family) way. Even as she complains, Birdie still loves her mother–and the author does not portray the mother as being a tyrant or an out-of-the-loop oldie.

The Summer I learned to fly is a delightful, moving coming-of-age story–and one that I highly recommend. This one had better be on the short-list, cause it’s a definite winner.


Rating:5 Stars
Category:YA Fiction
Synopsis:Birdie learns about friendship, dreams, and believing in miracles the summer she meets a homeless boy behind her mother’s cheese shop.
Recommendation: A sweet, appropriately-told coming of age tale that’s one of my picks for the YA shortlist (if I were a judge, that is!)


Book Review: “The Big Crunch” by Pete Hautman

According to the book jacket:

“Jen and Wes do not ‘meet cute’. They do not fall in love at first sight. They do not swoon with scorching desire. They do not believe that they are instant soul mates destined to be together forever. This is not that kind of love story.”

Except that it pretty much is.

So Wes doesn’t start off considering Jen to be double-t-hott and Jen dates Wes’s dorky friend before she and Wes start going out–but those are mere footnotes to what this story really is–a sappy love story between high-schoolers.

Now here’s the thing. I love chick-flicks, I enjoy romances, I like love stories (especially sappy ones.)

What I do not like is sappy high school love stories.

Why? Because I think high school is the wrong time to be “falling in love”. And I especially think high school is the wrong time to be having sex.

Which is why when Wes and Jen started having sex (or seemed to me to be getting close to it), I shut this book for good.

I don’t need to be filling my mind with that sort of trash–and there was nothing redeeming in the plot to make me skip over the raunchy bits and keep going.

This may have been a Cybils nominee, but it’s certainly not a winner in my book.



**Side Note: The title “The Big Crunch” comes from a scientific theory Jen’s science teacher teaches as fact–that the universe expanded in the “Big Bang” and will someday contract in a “Big Crunch” in preparation for another Big Bang. While I wouldn’t be surprised at this being taught in a high school (since high school science is generally around 15 years behind true science), it still managed to tick me off that it was presented as truth in this book. You see, that theory, known as the oscillating universe theory, was devised in an attempt to avoid the most obvious implications of the Big Bang–the necessity of an infinitely powerful uncreated Creator who is outside our space-time continuum. Problem is, there’s absolutely no evidence for an oscillating universe–which is why today’s astronomers and cosmologists have, by and large, abandoned this theory (the honest folk for what one astronomer called “the first church of the God of the Big Bang”-generally Christianity; the naturalist ideologues for unfalsifiable theories such as multiverse theory.**


Rating:0 Stars
Category:YA Fiction
Synopsis:Wes and Jen meet, are attracted to one another, begin sleeping together. Imagine that.
Recommendation: Don’t read it. It’s trash with nothing whatsoever with which to redeem itself.


Book Review: “The FitzOsbornes in Exile” by Michelle Cooper

This time around, I was determined to end up with the real Cybils nominees, so I compiled my list and checked what the library had prior to taking my trip into Lincoln.

Either my technique was completely wrong the last time I went, or my library is better at having new YA than Middle-Grade fiction, but I ended up with a treasure trove this visit.

Which didn’t mean that I didn’t spend some time second-guessing myself once I got into The FitzOsbornes in Exile.

“I thought that all the YA I’d gotten this trip was Cybils nominees–but this can’t be a Cybils nominee, can it?”

It’s not that The FitzOsbornes in Exile is bad. In fact, it’s the sort of book I really enjoy reading. It just isn’t, well, it isn’t very literary.

The book is written as the diary of teenaged Princess Sophia FitzOsborne of Montmaray. She, her brother and sister, her cousin, and their retainer (who happens to be the illegitimate son of the late king) managed to escape to England after the Nazi takeover of Montmaray–thus the “in exile”.

Sophie is a rather ordinary girl–but the rest of the family is quite extraordinary. Her cousin, the late king’s daughter, is a strident Bluestocking and socialist whose beautiful face and figure makes her seem the perfect debutante, but whose unregulated tongue often creates trouble at dinner parties. Sophie’s brother, the new king, is a rather worthless chap who cares nothing for his studies–and nothing for the many women his aunt keeps throwing at him. Henrietta, Sophie’s little sister, is a perfect hellion, causing even the sternest governesses to pull out their hair.

The plot, I suppose, is about how the children try to get the British government to assist them in getting Montmaray back. But the plot takes back stage to the gently-moving anecdotes of crazy cooks, deranged would-be-assasins, red journalists, and nervous ladies maids.

Like I said, it’s not very literary. It is neither plot-driven nor character-driven. I’m not sure that it’s driven at all. Instead, it’s a meandering float through appeasement-happy Britain in the calm before the storm.

I enjoyed it, but it’s nothing particularly spectacular. I’m still rather surprised that it was nominated for the Cybils.

**Content Note: The young king of Montmaray is a practicing homosexual, which plays a rather significant role in the interpersonal relationships within the story. Nevertheless, there is nothing sensational or explicit about the discussion of homosexuality–or anything else–in this novel. The most “YA” part of the novel is when Sophie has tea with a newly married friend and is invited to ask whatever she wants to know. The record of the conversation is as follows: “Well! Thanks to Julia, I now know how married women avoid having babies. Suffice to say it requires a round rubber object that one has to obtain from a doctor, except doctors refuse to hand them over or even discuss the issue till immediately before one’s wedding day. The whole business sound horribly messy, not at all romantic.” So, yeah, not much on the racy front (which is a great relief to this particular reader!)**


Rating:3 Stars
Category:YA Fiction
Synopsis: A mostly-teenaged royal family attempts to interest the British government in intervening in continental affairs after the Nazis take over Montmaray.
Recommendation: A fluffy sort of novel almost reminiscent of Meg Cabot’s Princess Diaries, only vastly cleaner and with a bit of pre-WW2 history thrown in. A good choice for light reading.