Every so often, I just get a yen to do a little meme. So I troll about and find one. Thank you MAnG for this one!
5O LITTLE SECRETS
Be honest no matter what…
[ONE] Who was your last text from?
Casandra
[TWO] Where was your default pic taken?
My house
[THREE] Your relationship status?
I don’t think I have one.
[FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend?
Sort of.
[FIVE] What is your current mood?
Lazy.
[SIX] Whats your brother(s)/sister(s) names
Anna Elizabeth, Joshua Aaron (Joshie Baker), Daniel Enoch (Dan the Man), John Nathanael (Johnny Boy), Timothy Micah (Timothy T. Turtle of Turtle and Drake), Grace Joy (Gracebug)
[SEVEN] Do you have a job?
Do I have a job? No, teaching is a privilege I get paid for. (Most of the time. It’s a privilege, that is.)
[EIGHT]Where do you wish you were right now?
Hibernating in a nice warm anywhere.
[NINE] Have a crazy side?
Yep.
[TEN]Ever had a near death experience?
I like Grace’s answer: “Have you ever seen my brother drive?”
My answer? Ditto.
Okay, not exactly. But I have certainly had those “but for the grace of God” experiences on the road.
[ELEVEN] Something you do a lot?
Read.
[TWELVE] Angry at anyone?
Not right now.
[THIRTEEN] What’s stopping you from going for the person you like?
Do I like someone?
[FOURTEEN] When was the last time you cried?
Last Saturday after studying a little too much for my RD exam and getting majorly stressed about it all.
[FIFTEEN] Is there anyone you would do anything for?
I think so.
[SIXTEEN] What you think about when you are falling asleep?
I generally forget by the time I wake up the next morning.
[SEVENTEEN] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Actually talked to or left a message for? I left a message for Pastor Jason–and he left a message back to me today. Before that–Oh, my dad called me yesterday to let me know that he’d found an alternate ride home from work so I wouldn’t have to pick him up so that he’d be home in time to take Grace somewhere.
[EIGHTEEN] What is your favorite song?
“How Great Thou Art”
[NINETEEN] What are you doing right now?
Um-Isn’t that kind of obvious? Typing out an answer to question 19 of a Facebook meme.
[TWENTY] Who do you trust right now?
Jesus
[TWENTY-ONE] Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
The sweater: my sister
The shell: Salvation Army
[TWENTY-TWO] Have you kissed someone in the past week?
I don’t think so.
[TWENTY-THREE] Who is your friend that lives closest to you?
Casandra. Undoubtedly.
[TWENTY-FOUR] Describe your life in one word?
Christ (My circumstances are not my life. Christ Jesus is my life.)
[TWENTY-FIVE] Who are you thinking of right now?
Cindy Slocum (She’s the one who taught me the above: My circumstances…)
[TWENTY-SIX] What should you be doing right now?
Sleeping
[TWENTY-SEVEN] What are you listening to?
the ringing in my ears (I’m becoming my mother)
[TWENTY-EIGHT] Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
Either Mom or Dad, congratulating me for passing my RD Exam
[TWENTY-NINE] Who was the last person who yelled at you?
Nobody yells at me.
[THIRTY] Do you act differently around the person you like?
THE person. I’d like to think that I like most of the people I hang around–and I act the same way around them as I do around anybody I hang around. (Around, around, around. Hanging around. Hanging in circles. Being hung by the bellybutton. Hanging. It’s a scary word.)
[THIRTY-ONE] What is your natural hair color?
Brown?
[THIRTY-TWO] Who was the last person to make you laugh really hard?
Most likely someone in my family
[THIRTY-THREE] Who was the last person to make you sad or [a word I deleted because I don’t like to cuss–or even pseudo cuss, unless necessary].
The kid who skipped class yesterday. I mean, seriously, I’m pulling for you, but skipping class is only sabotaging yourself.
[THIRTY-FOUR] What do you hear?
Didn’t you already ask this one? My computer. Me typing. My toes falling off frozen.
[THIRTY-FIVE] Why do you like the person you like?
Gosh. You’re sure obsessed with this person I like. You tell me.
[THIRTY-SIX] Has anyone ever called you “scrumptious” before?
Of course.
[THIRTY-SEVEN] Do you have a best friend?
Yep. Two actually (or three.) One lives in me, one lives on the other side of the wall, and one just moved to Columbus :-() (That was a bittersweet smile.)
[THIRTY-EIGHT] Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
Dur. I mean, what are you talking about? I have no idea. If I did it didn’t register.
[THIRTY-NINE] Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
I use the winking one all the time ;-) Regular smileys? Not so much. And I don’t like it when the computer automatically turns it into a little graphic. Leave it sideways, darn it!
[FORTY] Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Of course. But I did it modestly–unlike the lady behind us when we were being towed down the interstate in Wyoming. Children, shield your eyes!
[FORTY-ONE] Are you happy with life right now?
Yes. No. I’m learning to be content, but I’m certainly not there.
[FORTY-TWO] Are you currently jealous?
Covetous, yes. Jealous, no. Covetous that other people have something to be jealous about? Yes.
[FORTY-THREE] What jewelry are you currently wearing?
None
(FORTY-FOUR) What are you doing this Friday night?
Checking into my hotel in Denver for FNCE
[FORTY-FIVE] Have you ever had your heart broken?
No, but I have broken my collar bone and both bones in my right forearm.
[FORTY-SIX] Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
If I have, they suffered in silence.
[FORTY-SEVEN] Is there anybody you’re really disappointed in right now?
My friend’s parents.
[FORTY-EIGHT] What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
The doctor of dental sciences (DDS) to fix my chipped tooth
[FORTY-NINE] How late did you stay up last night and why?
Not very late–I’d been up way too late the night before grading papers, and up too early that morning doing the same.
[FIFTY]Have you ever dated someone for longer then a year?
Have you ever noticed that the word “dated” means “old”. “She looks dated–like she hasn’t updated her style since the 80’s.” Oh wait, the 80’s are back. Man, I crack myself up this late at night. No, I’ve never dated someone for longer than a….week.
You crack me up!