B3, RD: The foods that don’t fit

The Rock Solid kids had a problem when they got to sorting their food items into the appropriate food groups. They couldn’t figure out where some of the items belonged.

What food group does caramel syrup belong to? Where do jelly beans fit? What about Gatorade?

These foods don’t fit into the five food groups. They aren’t grains, vegetables, fruits, milk, or meats and beans. They’re…something else. So what do you do with them?

I’m sure you’ve dealt with the same dilemma. Some foods just don’t fit into our nutritional rubrics. But we like them–oh do we like them.

Yesterday, we learned that we need to have items from each of the five food groups EVERY SINGLE DAY in order to be healthy. So what about those things that don’t fit into the five food groups?

A lot of the kids said they would LIKE to have jelly beans every single day–but jelly beans aren’t necessary in order to be healthy. Jelly beans are extras.

Does this mean that we should eat jelly beans? Absolutely not. Jelly beans might be extras when it comes to a healthy diet–but they’re not always extras when it comes to enjoying life.

There are two keys to dealing with the foods that don’t fit:

1. Focus on the foods that fit

You’ve heard the illustration of a guy who had a number of items that he was trying to fit into a jar. He had some big rocks, some medium sized rocks, some pebbles, and some sand. If he poured in the sand first, he didn’t have enough room for the big rocks. But if he started with the big rocks, he could fit them in and still have room to pour the sand around them.

It’s the same way with food. Think of the big rocks as the foods that fit into the five food groups. These are foods that you need in order to be healthy. You need to make sure that you’re getting all of those. The sand is the stuff that doesn’t fit into the five food groups. This is the (literal and figurative) icing on the cake. Focus on the five food groups and you’ll still have room for the foods that don’t fit. Focus on the foods that don’t fit, and you’ll be missing out on the stuff that does.

Remember how your Mom wouldn’t let you have a snack right before supper because you’d “spoil your appetite”? It’s the same concept here. If you fill up on candy so that you don’t have any room for vegetables, you’ve done yourself a double disservice: you’ve consumed a lot of empty calories and you’ve denied yourself the beneficial nutrients and fiber from vegetables.

So, in your quest to deal with the foods that don’t fit, choose first to focus on the foods that fit.

2. Fully enjoy the foods that don’t fit.

Now that you’ve made sure that you’re getting the foods that DO fit, take the time to enjoy the foods that are “extras.”

Pour yourself a little handful of dark chocolate chips (or one of YOUR favorite “foods that don’t fit”) and take the time to savor them.

Too often, we hole away guiltily with a bag of chocolate chips and discover 15 minutes later that we’ve eaten the whole bag–without really tasting any of it. What a shame!

These extras are too good to waste by inhaling them in shame-induced silence.

So, pat yourself on the back for paying attention to the foods that DO fit, pour yourself a portion of something that DOESN’T fit, and enjoy the “extras” in life.

Today’s B3,RD challenge is to put the above principles into action today. Focus on the foods that fit–but take the time to enjoy the foods that don’t.


Thankful Thursday: FNCE details

Today I’m thankful…

  • that I have a ride to FNCE (and that I’m not the one doing the driving!)
  • that I have a roommate at FNCE (even if I’ve never met her before.)
  • that I can get CPE (Continuing Professional Education) for attending FNCE (thanks to my newly attained registered status.)
  • that I didn’t end up having on responsibilities at church this week (how often does that happen?)

And, apart from FNCE? I’m thankful…

  • that I woke up just in time for Journal Club this morning–despite forgetting to set both my alarms.
  • that it isn’t quite so cold today
  • that the dishes are all done (Thanks for finishing up, Casandra!)
  • that I currently have no fines on my library card.
  • that I’m starting to have a little more time to do things.
  • that God is faithful!

B3, RD: Every single day

Yesterday evening, I did my first presentation as a newly minted RD. I talked to the kids at Rock Solid about the five food groups.

We went through the five food groups, sorted some food items from my grocery bags into their appropriate food groups, and discussed how often we need to eat foods from each group.

The kids started to catch on after we’d gone through a couple of groups.

Q: How often do we need to eat things from the grains group?
A: Every single day!

Q: How often do we need to eat things from the vegetables group?
A: Every single day!

Q: How often do we need to eat things from the fruits group?
A: Every single day!

Q: How often do we need to eat things from the milk group?
A: Every single day!

Q: How often do we need to eat things from the meat and beans group?
A: Every single day!

In order to be healthy, we should be eating from ALL FIVE food groups every single day.

Yet even I, a dietitian, sometimes find this hard to do. I get to the end of the day and find that I haven’t had anything from the dairy group. Or I’ve been snacking and skipped the meats and beans group. You know what I mean.

Today’s B3, RD challenge: eat from ALL FIVE food groups today

(P.S. For those with dairy allergies, I know you can’t have milk. But you can choose Calcium-rich nondairy foods like fortified soy milk, tofu, or one of the many fortified juices. The rest of you have no excuse–there’s something in every group that you can eat!)


Facebook Meme: 50 Little Secrets

Every so often, I just get a yen to do a little meme. So I troll about and find one. Thank you MAnG for this one!

5O LITTLE SECRETS

Be honest no matter what…

[ONE] Who was your last text from?
Casandra

[TWO] Where was your default pic taken?
My house

[THREE] Your relationship status?
I don’t think I have one.

[FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend?
Sort of.

[FIVE] What is your current mood?
Lazy.

[SIX] Whats your brother(s)/sister(s) names
Anna Elizabeth, Joshua Aaron (Joshie Baker), Daniel Enoch (Dan the Man), John Nathanael (Johnny Boy), Timothy Micah (Timothy T. Turtle of Turtle and Drake), Grace Joy (Gracebug)

[SEVEN] Do you have a job?
Do I have a job? No, teaching is a privilege I get paid for. (Most of the time. It’s a privilege, that is.)

[EIGHT]Where do you wish you were right now?
Hibernating in a nice warm anywhere.

[NINE] Have a crazy side?
Yep.

[TEN]Ever had a near death experience?
I like Grace’s answer: “Have you ever seen my brother drive?”
My answer? Ditto.
Okay, not exactly. But I have certainly had those “but for the grace of God” experiences on the road.

[ELEVEN] Something you do a lot?
Read.

[TWELVE] Angry at anyone?
Not right now.

[THIRTEEN] What’s stopping you from going for the person you like?
Do I like someone?

[FOURTEEN] When was the last time you cried?
Last Saturday after studying a little too much for my RD exam and getting majorly stressed about it all.

[FIFTEEN] Is there anyone you would do anything for?
I think so.

[SIXTEEN] What you think about when you are falling asleep?
I generally forget by the time I wake up the next morning.

[SEVENTEEN] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Actually talked to or left a message for? I left a message for Pastor Jason–and he left a message back to me today. Before that–Oh, my dad called me yesterday to let me know that he’d found an alternate ride home from work so I wouldn’t have to pick him up so that he’d be home in time to take Grace somewhere.

[EIGHTEEN] What is your favorite song?
“How Great Thou Art”

[NINETEEN] What are you doing right now?
Um-Isn’t that kind of obvious? Typing out an answer to question 19 of a Facebook meme.

[TWENTY] Who do you trust right now?
Jesus

[TWENTY-ONE] Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
The sweater: my sister
The shell: Salvation Army

[TWENTY-TWO] Have you kissed someone in the past week?
I don’t think so.

[TWENTY-THREE] Who is your friend that lives closest to you?
Casandra. Undoubtedly.

[TWENTY-FOUR] Describe your life in one word?
Christ (My circumstances are not my life. Christ Jesus is my life.)

[TWENTY-FIVE] Who are you thinking of right now?
Cindy Slocum (She’s the one who taught me the above: My circumstances…)

[TWENTY-SIX] What should you be doing right now?
Sleeping

[TWENTY-SEVEN] What are you listening to?
the ringing in my ears (I’m becoming my mother)

[TWENTY-EIGHT] Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
Either Mom or Dad, congratulating me for passing my RD Exam

[TWENTY-NINE] Who was the last person who yelled at you?
Nobody yells at me.

[THIRTY] Do you act differently around the person you like?
THE person. I’d like to think that I like most of the people I hang around–and I act the same way around them as I do around anybody I hang around. (Around, around, around. Hanging around. Hanging in circles. Being hung by the bellybutton. Hanging. It’s a scary word.)

[THIRTY-ONE] What is your natural hair color?
Brown?

[THIRTY-TWO] Who was the last person to make you laugh really hard?
Most likely someone in my family

[THIRTY-THREE] Who was the last person to make you sad or [a word I deleted because I don’t like to cuss–or even pseudo cuss, unless necessary].
The kid who skipped class yesterday. I mean, seriously, I’m pulling for you, but skipping class is only sabotaging yourself.

[THIRTY-FOUR] What do you hear?
Didn’t you already ask this one? My computer. Me typing. My toes falling off frozen.

[THIRTY-FIVE] Why do you like the person you like?
Gosh. You’re sure obsessed with this person I like. You tell me.

[THIRTY-SIX] Has anyone ever called you “scrumptious” before?
Of course.

[THIRTY-SEVEN] Do you have a best friend?
Yep. Two actually (or three.) One lives in me, one lives on the other side of the wall, and one just moved to Columbus :-() (That was a bittersweet smile.)

[THIRTY-EIGHT] Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
Dur. I mean, what are you talking about? I have no idea. If I did it didn’t register.

[THIRTY-NINE] Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
I use the winking one all the time ;-) Regular smileys? Not so much. And I don’t like it when the computer automatically turns it into a little graphic. Leave it sideways, darn it!

[FORTY] Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Of course. But I did it modestly–unlike the lady behind us when we were being towed down the interstate in Wyoming. Children, shield your eyes!

[FORTY-ONE] Are you happy with life right now?
Yes. No. I’m learning to be content, but I’m certainly not there.

[FORTY-TWO] Are you currently jealous?
Covetous, yes. Jealous, no. Covetous that other people have something to be jealous about? Yes.

[FORTY-THREE] What jewelry are you currently wearing?
None

(FORTY-FOUR) What are you doing this Friday night?
Checking into my hotel in Denver for FNCE

[FORTY-FIVE] Have you ever had your heart broken?
No, but I have broken my collar bone and both bones in my right forearm.

[FORTY-SIX] Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
If I have, they suffered in silence.

[FORTY-SEVEN] Is there anybody you’re really disappointed in right now?
My friend’s parents.

[FORTY-EIGHT] What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
The doctor of dental sciences (DDS) to fix my chipped tooth

[FORTY-NINE] How late did you stay up last night and why?
Not very late–I’d been up way too late the night before grading papers, and up too early that morning doing the same.

[FIFTY]Have you ever dated someone for longer then a year?
Have you ever noticed that the word “dated” means “old”. “She looks dated–like she hasn’t updated her style since the 80’s.” Oh wait, the 80’s are back. Man, I crack myself up this late at night. No, I’ve never dated someone for longer than a….week.


Just call me Super-Grader

In my frenzy of studying for the dreaded, now-completed RD exam (Thank you, Jesus!), I put off half-a-dozen-hundred “lesser” things.

But now that the exam is over (and I’ve passed! Man, I just can’t get over my excitement–at least, not yet!) Anyway, now that I’m done with the exam, I need to get those other things done.

Top on my list of things to get done immediately if not sooner? Grading papers. As of yesterday evening, I had 40 lab reports and 40 lab quizzes still to grade. Now, I’ve got 7 lab reports and 25 lab quizzes left to grade.

Which means I’ve graded 33 lab reports and 15 quizzes in a little more than 24 hours (and still managed to teach a lab, eat something ;-), read a bit, and get SOME sleep.) Yep, you can just call me Super-Grader!


Thankful Thursday: Three Days

Today, I’m thankful…

That I have just three more days before my RD exam

For those of you unfamiliar with the process of becoming a Registered Dietitian, I’ll give you a quick summary. First, a RD-hopeful must complete a qualified Didactic Program in Dietetics (DPD). I completed mine in December of 2007 with a bachelor’s degree in Dietetics from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln (UNL). Second, a RD-hopeful must complete a qualified internship including at least 900 hours of supervised practice. I completed my internship at UNL just this last July. The final step in becoming a Registered Dietitian, then, is passing the Registration Examination for Dietitians (or RD exam). This is our version of med school’s “boards”.

The RD exam is a computer-based test that will test my knowledge in five critical domains of dietetics:

  1. Food and Nutrition Science
  2. Nutrition Care Process
  3. Counseling, Communication, Education, and Research
  4. Foodservice Management
  5. General Management

The potential scope of this exam is perhaps best illustrated by the list of references the board recommends potential RD’s review prior to sitting for their exam. The list is twenty-two books long. I own just five of those titles, but that alone is over 3000 pages of information. The texts I own that are analogous to the other suggested references are just as long. So imagine a test that could cover up to 13,000 pages worth of information. Of course, the test won’t be that long. I’ll have a minimum of 125 questions and the test will take somewhere around four hours. But still, I have no way of knowing what information might show up on my exam. Which means I need to review it all (Hah!)

Needless to say, this is slightly stressful.

So today I’m thankful that in three days the stress will be over. The results are scored immediately, so I will know Sunday evening whether I’m an RD.

And, presuming that I pass, I’ll be ready to accrue some CME (Continuing Medical Education) at FNCE (Food and Nutrition Conference and Expo–the American Dietetic Association’s National Meeting) next weekend.


Simple Sunday: Skipping

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~Thankful for (almost) guilt-free skipping today. With one week to go before my RD Exam (and 60 lab reports to grade), I knew I needed to get down to business. So I skipped the Sunday school prayer hour, choosing instead to spend some time in the Word at home. And I skipped the Precinct meeting of the Republican party (Mom and Dad will have to catch me up later.) And I skipped Life Chain (Probably the second time I’ve missed it since it began.) And I’m currently skipping a movie night at church.

I don’t feel bad at all. I spent some hard-core time with my MNT text–and am feeling much more prepared for my exam.

I’d never even thought of skipping. I don’t skip things. Especially not church things. Or political things. I go. to. everything.

But yesterday, my Dad told me that I had “permission” to not attend the precinct meeting–and it suddenly hit me. I don’t HAVE to attend everything. Not right now, when I’ve got too much on my plate already. I don’t have to attend things just because they show up in the church bulletin or in my mailbox.

Thankful for the realization–and thankful for all the work I managed to get done on my quiet day while everyone else was attending the stuff I skipped.

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Then and Now

Several years ago, I picked up an etiquette book from the 1920s at a garage sale. I’ve rifled through it every now and then, but haven’t really read it–at least, not until just recently.

What I’ve found has been most entertaining.

Some things stay the same, other things change.

In a chapter on dinner parties, the author suggests the following as an acceptable way of taking leave:

“Good-night, Mrs. Carr. I must thank you for a perfectly delightful evening.”

To which the hostess may reply:

“We were glad to have you, I’m sure, Mrs. Roberts.”

Perfectly polite in the ’20s. Ridiculously snarky in the next millennium.

Just read the sarcasm: “I must thank your for a perfectly delightful evening.” “We were glad to have you, I’m sure.”

Ah, the differences between then and now.


Time for a little whine

I know I’m just complaining and I know I ought not. But seriously. Something is wrong with my life. I just wish I knew what.

I’m beyond tired. I’m exhausted.

I’m impatient. I want to be done with my RD exam, done with my grading, done with this infernal Master’s degree. I want to be on to a job search, a house search, a family.

I feel like I’m piddling around, wasting time. I don’t have any time to do anything I want to do–and I don’t seem to be getting any closer to being able to do what I want to do.

I’m just here. Tired. Overworked. Frustrated. Impatient.

God, are You listening?

Help!